douche

Someone is a shallow bitch, an asshole, and a person who has no life, and who brings up shit makes up shit and never ends shit, usually a fugly mex. who doesnt hav a life. Its also sometin u clean ur vagina wit
"omfg i hate jarrett he is such a douche"
by ashley dyke May 30, 2008
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douche

1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.
Example 1:
Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?"
Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*"

Example 2:
"You smell like shit."
"Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."
by Anti-Lauren Barnes June 04, 2005
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douche

1.The sound a kickball makes when you kick it.

2.Your mom probly uses one.
1."Douche!"I kicked the kickball.

2. My grandma used a douche after she went to the bar and got fucked by a stranger.
by ryan...... June 07, 2006
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douche

to be very nasty smelling or to be hated very badly.
"dude, your ass smells go douche"
by Genesis August 29, 2003
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douche or no douche?

Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.

This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.
Man #1: Sandals with jeans, douche or no douche?
Man #2: Douche.
by GatorBill November 27, 2010
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Douche

someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.
"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"
by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013
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Douche

1: A feminine hygiene product presented as being great for women when in truth they're worthless bottles of scented water that often lead to vaginal infections.

2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.

The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.

Look at how well dressed I am.

Look at how handsome I am.

Look at my awesome body.

I'm so much better than everyone else.

I'm a deeper thinker than others.

I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.

All women want me.

Any girl would be fortunate to have me.

And I'm such a modest person.
Demitrie left a ten minute message on my voicemail telling me about how wonderful he is and how fortunate I am to have met him because all the girls want him; he's such a douche!
by American English Teacher June 09, 2021
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