Dotard

any retard that doesnt like donuts

i asked a mate "do you want a donut"

he responded 'no, i dont like donuts"
i gasped, "what type of retard doesnt like donuts"
"a dotard" was his answer

by Aussie In Texas September 23, 2017

Dotard

A do*tard is doe-doe head SLASH retard

You are such a dotard!

by Angel May 3, 2004

Anec-Dotage

Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008

DotArd

A term of endearment used to describe the best president in history. This term has been reclaimed by proud conservatives after anti American idiots started using the term because they sympathise with foreign dictators and have gone bat shit crazy since Trump got elected, and conservatives are finding their meltdowns hilarious. They have blamed hurricanes on him, and would now rather see America blown up by a rocket man rather than ever admit their president is right.

That dotard is my president, and I love him.

by Cbd can September 25, 2017

dotard

One who is cuckolded by a partner and and doesn't realize it even though there is a preponderance of evidence.

He was a dotard because jess and jonny slept together and he never got all the jokes and hints.

by John Prestor June 11, 2006

dot1x

A shorter way to say 802.1x authentication protocol.

Can you please use dot1x on the ports of that switch.

by RK Rico Suave November 12, 2014

dotard

1. A state or period of senile decay marked by decline of mental poise.
2. How Kim Jong Un called Trump.
3. A translation of a Korean word, "neukdari," which is a derogatory reference to an old person.

Rot in thy grave, thou dotard, I defie thee...

by cheetos192 September 22, 2017