dorsch bag

1. someone who acts kinda like a douche but is funny

2. a sarcastic son of a bitch

3. gypsy

1. That was a dorsch bag move

2. You're a sack fotching dorsch bag

3. gypsy

by Keith D March 5, 2008

Dorthy

A woman who is a somewhere over the rainbow (e.g. a lesbian)

That broad won't go out with me, because she is a dorthy.

by An Informed Intellectual October 7, 2011

Dingle-Dorch

Insult for a friend or used during prank phone calls to a rival high school soccer team

"Who is this?"
"Well it might be Jimmy from school or maybe not you fucking Dingle-Dorch"

by Russel T. Dutch May 4, 2004

Drop a Doitch

The same as dropping a deuce, but far better.

Person 1: Bob, what are you doing in there, it's been half an hour!

Person 2: I'm drop a doitch *dropping* (stupid verifier), you moron! Whaddya think!?

by Anonimustard July 13, 2009

doitch

a word used as an expression of emotion

Stone: uhhhh you havent played yet
Stone: we shall see
Stone: webster thinks your the man
Stone: hes like Phillips #1
Stone: ......jv
Me: doitch!

by Alec April 1, 2003

Dorschitis

A serious mental condition, mostly genetic but also very contagious. Symptoms include: extreme stupidity (saying and doing really dumb stuff), alcoholism and being a huge slut.

"God that dumb bitch won't stop whoring herself around the office! I think she has Dorschitis."

by The Best Dressed, Best Lookin Mother Fucker Around December 9, 2008

Dur-dootchie

When something is J-Waters.

Observing someone speaking and joshing to fake birds. For an uncomfortably long time.

by Dani April 5, 2003