Doffins

Name given to a dessert/treat/sweet that results from the combination of Donuts and Muffins. Usually in a cupcake shape or form.

My wife made some tasty donut muffins (aptly named doffins). Please come and enjoy one.

by The Crucial Speller May 9, 2011

doffus

*doofus

I'm such a doofus that I can't even spell "doofus" correctly. I spell it "doffus," which doesn't even make sense since it's pronounced "doo fuss." At least if I'd spelled it "doofuss" I'd have had an excuse.

by GoblinLovingJackass September 7, 2016

Dorf Foam

The act of carelessly poring your beer aggressively so it foams up past the rim and the contents of the glass are largely wasted. Dorf Foam can also be found in a beer bottle if its been agitated or consumed too quickly.

A term that has become increasingly popular with origins linked to the YouTube Drinking Community. Y.T.D.C

" After drinking that 40oz, he didn't leave any Dorf Foam in there."

by The Shmitt September 16, 2017

Dorifingers

n - A spin on the word, DoriTOES which is used to explain the cheese that is left on your hands from eating Doritos.

Girl 1: yummm these Doritos are good.
Guy 2: You should wash your hands or lick the cheese off because you've got a case of Dorifingers.

by Gorillafaceoff May 29, 2011

doffe

It describes a socially akward person who sadly enough happens to be "retarded", as friends call him. This word is a thing we came up with and joke around with.

"Lol, you look like you being doffe right now! Jk"

by GoodForHelping December 16, 2016

Dirff

To steal, to take something that is no yours

Dude, I was down at Creek and some kook dirffed my wetter

by Carben7 May 20, 2017

dorfus

A dorfus is any human who displays traits of any of the following classifications: nerd, dork, geek, digerati, technorati, hacker, uber geek, etc. Many believe that the dorfi (pl. dorfus) are the next stage of human evolution, the arrival of which has been hastened by our societies ever growing dependence upon the technologies which are understood by this elite group, but which somehow escapes the lower technical understanding of the average homosapien. In fact, much as the homosapien's ability to utilize and invent basic tools placed them above the neanderthal, so does the dorfi's understanding and adaptability to modern technological advances place them above the average homosapien in the modern Information Age.

Our computer guy at work is a total dorfi.

by Bonk February 2, 2005