Doober-Zyt

N. 1. A legendary fruit native to the southern regions of Africa known by some for its ability to give immortality if squirted in the face, smells very potent and location is unknown.
2. A person without hair, of a larger size that falls down often.
3. Slang term for scrawny, weaker, pre-mature males who must maintain defensive posture to make up for their unusually small penis size.
V. 1. To live forever in a matter of speaking.
2. To perform gay acts in the face of danger.

N. The monkey with its magnificent aim, was able to make a fly trapped in a spider web immortal with the kiss of the Doober-Zyt.
He was a sad little fella who drove a Saturn and spoke with a stutter, scared of girls while flabbergasted around them, but then again he did have his German ancestry of the Germanic heritage of the Doober-Zyts.
V. The super hero rescued countless civilians, and saved the day on many occasions, but as the meteor approached he found the need to shine his latex uniform and Doober-Zyt the day.

by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004

scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.

"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"

by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016

Doozey

Something that is unusual, difficult, or extremely large.
Also something that is bizarre or unexpected.

While riding his bike home from jit jutz,Ben was hit by a car. Bet that was a doozey (so was spelling jit jutz)!

by Jenna & Megan October 19, 2005

doofelaffer

Something, the name of which you have temporarily forgotton.

Can you pass me the screwdriver please? It's over there on the bench next to the doofelaffer

by Davy J November 22, 2006

Zoodely Doodely

Where a guy gives a girl a cream pie and then proceeds to motorboat her vagina. Made famous by the musical, "Crazy For You."

Wow, that zoodely doodely I just gave was sick... and I liked it.

by QT_PIE123 October 7, 2009

hooger dooger

A very robust woman who takes up a fair amount of space. Depending on the severity of the doogerin she may posses her own gravitational field

I can't believe you actually slept with that hooger dooger, she weighs more than my car.

by JustForYouButters April 24, 2015

doober

n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork

"Man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sunglasses is a doober

by La Tigra April 18, 2004