Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

by Vendon March 26, 2009

dooby

A rolled Marijuana joint

Thats the biggest dooby I ever seen man, where did you get it?

Ur looking at it through a telescope

O...my bad

by Spyke March 20, 2003

doody hole

ass, anus, bottom, butt, booty hole, rear, etc

Yea, I got my finger in your doody hole!!!

by mike_g December 13, 2006

Doocy

To take a dump in an anchorman's mouth

I totally want to Doocy that morning news dude

by FoxyFriend October 26, 2010

Doody Snatch

1) Doody Snatch refers to a gay man's rectum. Specifically referring to the man who receive's asshole. The term is derived from the term given to a female's vagina, snatch.

2) A rectum in general.

His doody snatch was in my face and I almost hurled

by poopiedeloopie August 23, 2008

Dook Tweet

Tweeting during defecation.

I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.

by chunkybeef May 12, 2011

Doody Balls

Doody Balls happens when you wipe from back to front and shit residue collects on the back of your balls, which in turn creates balls that smell like doody.

I let this chick go down on me after taking a wicked crap and I had a foul case of doody balls.

by Plax January 29, 2008