doofusified

The result of anything done by a doofus}.

"We could not make heads or tails of the report. It was doofusified by Bob."

by Brian Broderick (Dewey) June 4, 2005

doofuslicker

to lick an incredicbly stupid and badly hygeined person.

you are a fucking doofuslicker

by shawn micheal August 1, 2007

Doofus laugh

This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.

A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."

by the pro from dover January 14, 2011

doofus

Slang term for vagina, usually used by children, replaces pee-pee. (Also see doofie)

I go pee-pee with my doofus.
Or
I fell off my rollerskates and hurt my doofus.

by Krystal January 8, 2007

dofus

my great band

lets go listen to dofus

by crazy mountain dew chic July 19, 2003

diffuser

Great rock band, the album "Making the Grade" is an awesome album.

Diffuser is a great band.

by Wallis February 21, 2004

doofusberry

Someone who is or acts like a sped (look up sped)

You are a doofusberry

by Mommtwowbuddy June 1, 2016