Disored

Most likely the cutest person you will ever mute. Disored's are always the best type of people to hangout and they are usually the best at everything

Dude! He's such a disored.

by kawaiimonster1001 August 27, 2018

Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Disturbed

When you are interrupted when you are doing something

I was disturbed when I was watching porn with a girl.
P.S true story:)

by Austin1527 May 8, 2019

disorved

Putting a chicken outside. That’s all

lol, disorved xD

by Disorved scientist December 9, 2021

distortohead

A somewhat childlike sounding description of a person’s compromised mental state when they are clearly distorting things.

Well there’s no doubt, Dad, that you were suffering with a severe case of distortohead when you took us on that trip to the edge of Kilauea back in September of 2021!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

do not make anymore disturbed

Slang. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!

Hey! Why can’t I disturb them? Cuz the sign says do not disturb. What happens if I disturb them? Then they’ll become more mentally disturbed. Can’t you read? There’s another sign that says do not make anymore disturbed. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019