Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

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Dirk Strider

Dirk Strider is a character from the webcomic Homestuck, created by Andrew Hussie. He is also Bali’s boyfriend.

by mailjeevas June 02, 2025

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The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny

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When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.

by Cam Hulst April 18, 2021

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a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 16, 2018

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Cool guy: Yo have you heard of Dirk?
Uncool guy: No lol
Cool guy: The hit YouTuber! So cool!!!!11!!!!

by Dirk_real April 12, 2022

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I weapon similar to a dagger, but with a longer blade.

The old warrior was stabbed with a dirk.

by Maxcocoa January 14, 2020

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