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Dilf

A: Have you seen Misha Collins with his son West?
B: Oh they're adorable together!
A: You bet! God Misha's such a dilf.
by killer_coated January 3, 2012
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DILF

My new neighbors across the way have a very beautiful dilf
by Don't gloat...MOTORBOAT! December 13, 2014
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DILF

Means Father I'd Like (to) Fuck.
Like MILF. ;D
Woah, have you ever seen Luke's dad? He's a DILF.
by Icelantika February 3, 2008
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DILF

DILF - acronym
1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck
2. Christian Bale
me: brb, masturbating to christian bale
you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh
by lazmandertrottron October 22, 2008
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DILF

acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck.

The male equivalent of the MILF, or Mommy I Like to Fuck
Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!
by shitforbrainz April 2, 2011
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Dilf

Daddy i'd like to fuck.

Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard?

Noun

Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.
"Omg gorl,, the Algebra II teacher is totally a dilf!!"
by Ms. Neckbeard July 17, 2018
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Dilf

Page; Girl that hat on him was so sexy, I need to hook up with that Dilf.
Candace: How many kids does he have?
Page: 1 mabey 2, IDK, I just herd he was a dad. There more prepared in life. Hey, men call us Milf's!
Candace: Your right. Only fare we get to want a Dilf too!
by arrhenotoky/lookitup October 25, 2009
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