Dicklip

Dicklips
-noun
1. Someone who looks like (s)he takes a lot of "it" in the mouth.

2. An insult in which one states the recipient's lips resemble male genitals.

Dicklipin'
-verb
1. Failure to counter/rebound an insult

EX:
-noun
"Hey dicklips, why don't you do what you do best--suck it!"

-verb
"Oh snap, son. She's totally dicklipin'! She ain't got nothing!"

by TofuPanda August 15, 2009

Dickritos

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.

Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS

by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

dickzit

(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.

I've got so many dickzits, my cock looks like a PayDay. Wanna eat me?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

Dicklette

A little short (or Young) guy that acts like a dick. For instance Joe Pecci in various movies.

Man that little guy is a dicklette, he was talking all kinds of smack to his mother.

by Masta-DD May 1, 2008

DickTits

When a girl has dicks growing where they should have tits, hence dicktits. If you haven't seen dicktits, you don't wanna. It can be used as in the definition or as any other way you want.

Hey, dicktits.

Did you see those dicktits?

This is fuckin' dicktits!

DickTits!!!

by sdot91 August 18, 2010

dick lit

Basically, the male equivalent of chick lit. Books aimed at young men, typically with lots of action, adventure, and explosions.

The works of Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton, and Robert Ludlum would probably be considered dick lit, though plenty of older men like these guys a lot too.

by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007

Dicklet

Bite sized penises named after the bite sized gum Chicklets.

Sue: Haha Brian dick is so small my thumb is bigger than it!
Nicole: I guess it is a dicklet.

by kwallbmoc June 29, 2009