shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

dickheadism

the method or art of being a dickhead

why would you perform an act of such great dickheadism?

by Jesswa October 9, 2006

Sneaky Dickens

Someone who schemes. One who has a shifty, guilty, and/or mischievous air about them. A sneaky dickens is a crafty trickster. Whether they get away with their stealing/pranking/schemes or not, they are deemed a sneaky dickens for life.

Sarah: Look, Chantal stole Carly's french fries when she wasn't looking!

Jee-eun: That sneaky dickens!

by the tightness February 23, 2013

swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)

"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"

by Dave Wood February 27, 2007

dickhead

A person who posts someone's name to urbandictionary.com as a definition of an insult.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 14, 2003

dicked in the head

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.

Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!

by Steve Neptun July 11, 2005