Defolding

When something gets unfolded

When you’re folding something and then you lift it up to fold it again and then it defold it self

Courtesy of Trevor VanderMeer The word defolding is a word

by Defolding June 11, 2020

daffodils

The sweet smell of a stripper's ass/pussy area. This aroma is usually mixed in with a slight hint of crusty old dollar bills, but normally the sweeter scent is the dominant bouquet.

"Jenna" leaned over to an adjacent customer, so I leaned in and took a hefty whiff of the sweet daffodils only millimeters from my nose; I then proceded to the VIP room with her and received three song's worth of dry humping and cockteasing.

by OrrFace May 4, 2006

defoo

What happened to the other poster and that's why he's so bitter now. It's when you cut the wheat from the chaff in your life.

Lidya's parents had always told her she was a peice of shit, then one day she decided to defoo them and she's never been happier or more successful.

by John Golt June 16, 2018

deflowered december

Following “no nut November” is Deflowered December. In which it’s the girls turn to take full effect of A guy during Destroy dick December” the female must either lose their virginity in a massacre like sex spree the whole month. Or they continue to deflower the fuck out of that pussy.

Yo dude! You ready for deflowered December? I’m bout to destroy the pussy this month! No nut November was a bust.

by Jaydog96 December 7, 2018

anal defloration

First time your anal flower gets penetrated by a penis or an object large enough to resemble it (e.g. a strap-on dildo in case of a lesbian couple).

It's also called loosing your anal virginity. Or as Sarah Silverman calls it: loosing your real virginity. Indeed, oral or vaginal sex happen for some of us even before we reach our sexual maturity. Sometimes not because we are ready or feel like it, but just because everybody does it. But the day you are ready for anal sex, only then you can say your mind is open enough from a sexual POV. Only then you can honestly say you're not a virgin anymore when it comes to sex.

My husband still thinks I was a virgin when we met, because he deflowered my pussy. What he doesn't know, is that I had my anal defloration 5 years before that - and enjoyed lots of sex since. ;)

Oral & anal sex are indeed 2 great ways of enjoying your youth, and still saving your "virginity". And that's good not necesarily because some men still appreciate that, but mainly because it'll save you from unwanted pregnancies.

by Dhadik March 8, 2008

defo'sho

two words combined

Defo (definetly)

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Fo'sho (For Sure)

Edwin - "Hey Barry would you like to come to mine and grow beards whilst smokings some crack"

Barry - "Defo'sho Mofo"

by Johnny Tattoo December 23, 2008

Defcon

Stands for "defecation condition" - a play off of the government acronym for "defense condition". Refers to the varying, and usually scaling, levels of severity relating to an impending bowel movement. The direction of the sliding scale varies from user to user, but typical usage labels Defcon 1 as the least urgent, and Defcon 5 as an imminent expulsion (the opposite of the defense department's usage).

Dude, I was at Defcon 5 and nearly shit my pants. Luckily we drove by a Carl's Jr. and I was able to drop a load.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003