Domino Decline

1. When declining one event has a domino effect on attending any events following.

2. When a decline in one thing causes a decline in something else.

1.a. "I just domino declined Sarah's party. Now I don't have to go to her sister's birthday, her brother's wedding or her Grandma's funeral. SCORE."

1.b. "I just domino declined the cheerleading team. I said I can't go to this week's practise so they said not to bother going in for the rest of this term!"

2.a. "A decline in iPod sales has a caused a domino decline in music sales"

by blakt October 4, 2009

karl decline

the act of drinking vodka so excessively that one literally goes from tipsy to on the verge of alcohol poisoning within an hour. may result in, but not limited to excessive regurgitation (especially on floors), low pulse, extreme solo dancing, 24+ hour hangover, and cancellation of all previously formulated plans.

oh god, look at him. he's on the karl decline!!!

there's no turning back! he's karl declining like mad!!

Man, yesterday I karl declined all night...fml.

by mcjigglesmccafery December 14, 2010

kick declan day

a day where you can kick any declan you want as many times as you want. this is held on December 12th. hehe

person 1: hey it’s kick declan day!
person 2:yeah let’s go kick declan! woo hoo!

by a_potato_hahaha September 13, 2020

declan deepthroat

A sexual act in which a man places a doughnut on there gay partners penis and then proceeds to blow them with the aim to getting to the doughnut. (jam or cream doughnuts, Chocolate doughnuts are too runny)

The phrase Declan Doughnut comes from the maker DeclanDoughnuts, which specialise in larger center holes in doughnuts.

I wana declan deepthroat you!

Boy1: Hey what should we do ?
Boy2: Why don't you declan deepthroat me

by michelbigcock February 23, 2011

Declan

A boy that buys you shit he has bigger ears than others and can be dumb

Look he looks like a Declan

by Weryuiojgss January 26, 2019

Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

Declan Egan

Sexiest man alive by far. His smarts even surpass the big Einstein. He is so sexy that men and women fall for him, though he is not gay. His role model his Rhett Guillot who is the second sexiest man alive, obviously not as sexy as Declan Egan.

Declan Egan is sexy.

by an absolute god 420 December 18, 2021