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acting a donkey

1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.
1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..
by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009
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Donkey fuck fail

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .
John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .
by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009
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Stupid Donkey

Worse than simply stupid. A total idiot.

To call someone a donkey in many cultures means that person is an idiot. But donkeys are not necessarily stupid, and possibly quite intelligent, Them being equated to stupidity may have more to to do with their stubbornness and not stupidity. But calling someone a donkey has taken hold of in many cultures, including Western and Asian, to imply that person being called it is a stupid person or an idiot.

To then call someone a stupid donkey is like a double superlative, to mean that the person is a complete ass, or ridiculously and totally stupid.
George W Bush was one stupid donkey of a president.
by rufustherat March 8, 2011
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Daneya

A forever young positive outlooked person. Always looking for greater more challanging work, and strives best when being overworked. A loyal and commitied individual whom would protect all they love no matter the cost. With the element of water at your side, ur greatest strength is the power to endure. U bend, twist, turn, and suport all life, but are at the same time are force that can unleashed. Never forget, ripples may form, but you can cut through rock with artistic flare and leave your mark upon the world.
by :::CrissCrossAppleSauce::: February 3, 2010
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donkey bombs

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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lava donkey

the girl is in a slanted sitting position when you blow your diarrhea shit on her back and it streams down her back like lava on a mountian.
Lucy was being a bitch so i gave her a lava donkey!
by donkeymasterbill April 29, 2010
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When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.

I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.
Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.
by james beard[o] January 29, 2007
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