dane cook

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

by mrintelectual October 18, 2008

danceturbate

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.

Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Mike: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.

Mike: Excellent.

by lnxfi October 30, 2007

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!

Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious

by BonBonsy July 15, 2009

dametri

Attractive, good sense of humor, caring, loveable and amazing.

I need a Dametri in my life!

by Alexlikestopartyy December 1, 2013

danée

she’s a thickee. danée gets all the boyz everyday. she especially works well with men named michael. danée is also a party gorl. she loves gettin lit. at the end of the day all she needs is her besties tho. (and occasionally her michael)

who that thickee??! she must be a danée

by dylee June 6, 2018

Daneissy

A very outgoing and unique girl, she likes to make people laugh making her a funny person. She loves spending time with her friends and family. She is a pretty girl that can make anyone smile. Gets petty if you get on her bad side, but is sweet when you are her friend. Gives great advice and you can joke around with her. Is a food lover, and shares a lot. Get you a friend like Daneissy.

Person 1: Hey Daniessy! Can I get some chips?
Daneissy: Nah... Im joking. Sure!

by doctoravalanche16 June 13, 2018

Daned

When you are screwed over really badly.

When the referee called a bad call in the 4th, "Dang we got daned so hard."

by Black Dick Panther December 7, 2018