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St Darwin of the Galapagos

A term used when conversing with those who view the words of Charles Darwin as sacred gospel and co-opt natural selection to build a foundation of metaphysical materialism.
by allabaster July 15, 2009
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darwinian exception

A total loser. A person who's best DNA ran down the leg of their daddy. Anyone south of the Mason-Dixon line...
Tom: "Fred is a total idiot."
Jim:"A true darwinian exception"
by jimbojones55 April 2, 2010
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darwin`s 0 law

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An expample of darwin`s 0 law can be when you have to agrue for something on a test et school or just in a simlpe conversation you can justify with this law. it´s simple and you don´t need any knowledg about of the subject!
by stëkarene December 12, 2010
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Darwin Event

An epically idiotic event/series of deaths caused by epically idiotic person(s)
7 people drowned yesterday when there was a hurricane on the way, even though people were screaming at them to get out.

Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event
by MissyMayhem October 10, 2008
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Darwin Special

Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.
by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013
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Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.
A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.
by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013
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Darwin Document

An always evolving, breathing, editable and constantly changing document.
Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?

Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.

Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?

Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.
by mrteacher August 27, 2013
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