Dampon

1. A used tampon
2. A tampon that is damp with blood

"Mom! Your daughter left her dampon in the toilet again!"

by V-money June 30, 2012

Damp

A word used to describe something swaggy or cool.

Person 1: Wow! Look at my new shirt!
Person 2: That's the dampest shirt I've ever seen!

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Dip-Dampus

the name given to an individual who dips chewing tobacco in excess amounts. (1-2 pounds daily). caution: name is not to be given to the casual dipper. although dipping is rather uncommon in most social classes, only a "dip-dampus" can dip to the point of gum deterioration.

-WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A SAFE ALTERNATIVE TO CIGARETTES

Dude, thats your sixteenth tin today. your definitely A dip-dampus!

by Mr. Dampus June 1, 2010

Flirt Dampener

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.

Girl: Hahah yeh lol

Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?

Boy: *pool

Girl: Er yeh, sure..

(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')

by TheBald July 20, 2010

Useless as a damp SQUID

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

damp

Means "very cool" or "awesome" even "pimp"

"Dude, your new shoes are damp!"

"Damp 3 off that last kicker"

"Check out that damp car"

by choopie911 April 10, 2005

stinky dempsey

The act of farting in a womens nose after sex.

I gave this girl a stinky dempsey last night and she would not stop crying.

by 4Lucas4 June 7, 2007