Blumpkin Decker

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.

As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.

by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004

Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker

Verb
The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.

End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.

"Yo dude...I just did a 'Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker' up in that pisser man...hahaha...poor bastards"

by Shaff Dizzle January 5, 2004

upper decker delux (dry)

the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.

my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard

by jay and nick October 26, 2006

dry docker

to rid a toilet of it flushing water and then to deficate in to the toilet, thus a dry docker

I went to wal mart and gave them a dry docker, it was hilarious.

by Don September 27, 2003

BOBO Dickerson

Noun

A university maintenance employee that refuses to work and who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

That maintenance man is a “BOBO Dickerson” he stands around smoking all day and complains about other people not doing their job.

by Bartleby the Informer June 7, 2011

devil dickery

The spell binding affect of loyal cult followers by The Absolute Pulverization of the abdominal area and esophagus. Typically associated with closely by the legendary Devil Dick himself should not be taken lightly due to the lasting affect of Devil Dick zombies. Can become out of control quickly for the novice Devil Dick holder.

Bro: Dude did you hear what happened to Karl?
Other Bro: no bro what's up?
Bro: Dude he had to leave town, he committed devil dickery.!
Other Bro: oh no bro so his girl, wife and side side side side side chicks are hungry for never quenchable cursed devil dick.? Shame it was a nice college though

by Bearded VooDoo May 8, 2018

dog dickery

A primitive action or prank that is also emotionally regressed.

It was a blatant act of dog dickery, pure and simple.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2019