That's a lot of damage

Something you say when someone says they will do something cool and then fail super hard.

Random idiot: I'm gonna do this backflip while standing!
(fails)
You: That's a lot of damage!

by Eatmoosemilk March 20, 2019

krollateral damage

a loved one who becomes the inadvertent victim of thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions aimed at someone else.

suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)

by aarrgghh August 11, 2008

storm damage

When you go to fart and accidentally follow through this is the damage caused to your boxers

That was one hell of a curry last night. I went to fart this morning and followed through, it caused major storm damage

by bigyellowman October 5, 2007

Damaged goods

Damaged goods ; is when your fucked in the head.

Penny : "Your mum is damaged goods". Me : "if a horse is a horse".

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

colateral damage

The other two defenitions are bull. Colateral is civiliians getting killed by military action . Colateral when involving civilians can be the same as friendly fire.

When the helicopters rocket was fired shrapnel from the explosion killed a civilian

by scannerfish December 31, 2004

Collateral Damage

Refers to getting two kills with one shot on C.O.D. i.e. you aim at a guy with a sniper rifle and shoot, not knowing there is another person behind him. The bullet goes through the first guy and kills the second guy thereby giving you two kills with your one shot.

Guy 1: "Wait....how did we BOTH die?"

Guy 2: "The guy who shot me must've gotten collateral damage on you."

by TranscendentLion January 19, 2011

black damage

When you get gang banged by various men with a dark complexion.

That hoe really got black damage last night. Her pussy must be worn out.

by blackdamage April 19, 2015