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cluster-comment

(verb)
To mass-message a large number of people using an identical message via the comment, wall, or guestbook section of social networking sites (ie, myspace or friendster), often for the purpose of quickly alerting a large number of people to information such as an event or breaking news story.
Nicole: Hey, did you tell everyone to meet at Shakedown on Saturday?
Carlos: Yeah, i cluster-commented the flyer to everyone on myspace.
by sp00ki October 9, 2006
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Clusterfuck of Suck

A horrible event or task that was a clusterfuck, and also sucked.

Increases the severity of both the words to describe your hatred, but inputs your ability to be comical through the anger (it does sound funny after all).

Not really applicable to people.
Brian: Oh god driving in the snow is going to be a clusterfuck of suck.

Jeremy: Work was terrible today.
Chris: Why?
Jeremy: Mostly 'cuz it was a clusterfuck of suck.
Chris: haha
by Marshmallowcrew January 21, 2011
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clustercuss

1. A less-profane, more whimsical way of referring to a clusterfuck.

2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.

Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.
This is going to be a total clustercuss for everybody.
by SaffronInSpace October 4, 2010
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mega clusterfuck

When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.

See also clusterfuck
Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!
by Greg W August 8, 2006
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plaster caster

A plaster cast sculpted after celebrities private parts by groupies or significant others.
"That KISS groupie has the coolest plaster caster of Gene's dick!"
by Karen Alyson April 1, 2008
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lazy cluster of atoms

Pretty much what it says on the tin, generally employed to describe someone who shouldn't even exist, for they are just so lazy.
The extent of your laziness is beyond the allowance of existence, you lazy cluster of atoms!
by Julio Von Janitor August 26, 2008
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fiasco clusterfuck

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.
Th way RhombusLyn tried posting in social media turned into quite th Fiasco Clusterfuck.
by PantsPls March 30, 2017
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