black crystal

A drug made from the blood of vampires. In its crystal form it can be dissolved under your tongue or diluted and injected. If powdered it can be snorted like coke.
The high achieved leaves you feeling like you own the night. Your sight and hearing are heightened and your speed and reflexes as well as strength is increased.
Side effects: Increased sexual desires, sensitivity to light and strange cravings for the taste of blood.
Average trip is 4-6 hours.

Don't pull a Buffy on me. I didn't mean to bite you. The black crystal made me do it.

by alltiedup4U November 24, 2007

crystal methalicious

Said of anything which is very addictive, but not necessarily good for you.

"Have you played City of Heroes? It's crystal methalicious."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

crystal

one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!

Damn!...Crystal has the perfect combination

Crystal is fuckin hilarious!

my future wifey

by shorty's on fire! March 15, 2010

crystal cock

When a man has been using speed and gets a rock hard erection.

"oh baby.... c'mon ov'r here and sit on my crystal cock and hit my bulby!"

by BarnMac May 9, 2008

Crystal River

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.

There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.

by The Jacketman June 11, 2006

Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.

by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 22, 2011

crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.

by mohair March 13, 2008