by hnrmeow June 3, 2009

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.
by 6in6 July 12, 2018

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist....
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022

To 'Crotch Out' or 'Crotching Out' is when a female sits or slouches in an unladylike fashion (often for comfort reasons), with her legs akimbo and her crotch or vagina facing outwards.
It is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.
It is occasionally used as a mating display.
It is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.
It is occasionally used as a mating display.
by j jizzle ma nizzle February 6, 2012

by Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All February 18, 2015

1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.
2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"
by bettybabe May 8, 2010

by greenlightstop September 12, 2013
