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CrissColfer

The couple name for Glee's Darren Criss and Chris Colfer. Darren and Chris play Blaine and Kurt on Glee, who are both openly gay in the show and in a romantic relationship, which sparked the creation of this couple. Despite Darren's confirmation about his sexuality, the majority of his fans think he is in the closet and secretly dating Chris. Their romantic relationship has also been hinted at by Darren and Chris themselves, saying that the other is a good kisser, they enjoyed kissing the other, and the possibility of them being in a romantic relationship with each other is not far-fetched.
It could happen.
Never say never.
Person 1: Do you ship CrissColfer?
Person 2: Psh, no, Darren is straight.
Person 1: lol no.
by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011
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crisscross applesauce

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."
I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
by 'eh July 16, 2007
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financial crisis

(ECONOMICS) a shock to the industrial system caused by massive errors in investment decisions. In essence, financial crises are failures of the capital markets (stock exchanges, etc.) to do their job.

In the lead-up to a financial crisis, money entrusted to capital managers to invest is spent instead on bolstering the plutonomy. Then, when those same capital managers are overleveraged, it becomes obvious that the economy has been producing the wrong stuff; its corporations are therefore worth a lot less than everyone had supposed they were.

Then people sell their shares of stock, causing a liquidity crisis for many firms, which react by firing people and dumping anything of value at reduced prices.

This requires a lot of expensive genius to do well.
While there is little evidence so far that the 2008 financial crisis was engineered by any one perpetrator, the very same economic elites who caused it are now poised to benefit from it by imposing "disaster capitalism."
by Primus Intra Pares July 11, 2010
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criss

1.a jamaican term which means
everything is all right or irie
2.to look nice
etc.
1.as long as you dont
tell her about the deal we
criss
2.That girl look criss
in her skirt and jordans
damn!
by :..[Cr1sz]..: February 13, 2006
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Crisis Whore

Someone who cannot and will not rest until the peaceful existence of everyone around them is filled with some sort of crisis, drama or emergency.

Someone who finds boredom in peaceful and happy things.

Someone that has a need for or addiction to drama.

Someone that can find and cause a major problem about something minor and inconsequential.

A person that feels lost in the world, direction-less and confused unless there is some sort of problem (real or imagined) that MUST involve THEM.
I was enjoying another beautiful saturday until the Crisis Whore called... now i'll be spending the day saving that marriage again.

Today was a good day until that Crisis Whore made something out of nothing.
by Express41 June 9, 2009
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Midlife crisis

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool
I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.
by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018
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Crisscolfer

"Do you know what would happen if you and Chris got married? You'd be Chriss squared!"
"It could happen, never say never!"
Crisscolfer = the ship that sails itself.
by bagelchickenpiedesktop September 6, 2011
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