carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

High-pitched Demonic Screeching

High-pitched demonic screeching is an act of losing Minecraft Hunger Games/ any other game

Guy 1: yo, I think I almost got him!
Another guy: *kills guy 1 with sword*
Guy 1: *High-pitched demonic screeching*

by Yeetus Yeet January 7, 2020

National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March

Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !

by realdeffr February 27, 2020

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

by Daisy L. May 30, 2007

Cheeching

Cheeching, or to cheech, is the act of partaking in an un specified substance, from hitting a vape to eating a sandwich or licking the sidewalk, to cheech is to do and to do is to cheech

Ayye bro lemme cheech that sandwich
Yo lemme cheech that nic
Yo bro stop cheeching drink

by Brotendo dong February 10, 2020

Crouching blubber hidden tuna

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

Creepsington

Creepsington is a object show youtuber that has made many shows on YouTube and their object show oc is a crystal something book case from terraria

Person 1: hey who made SOTI again?
Person 2: It’s by Creepsington

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 22, 2022