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Caramel frappuccino 

When you cum in a woman's anus, shake her up, then insert a straw into her anus and drink it straight out. If desired, you can put whip cream on it.
I gave this girl a caramel frappuccino last night, and that bitch gave me extra caramel! I think I have E. coli or something now.

crapuccino 

Any coffee-based drink consumed post-meal for the purpose of triggering a bowel movement.
Fred: "That was a great lunch no?"
Tom: "Absolutely, but I'm totally stuffed."
Fred: "Me too, time for my after-lunch crapuccino."
crapuccino by word9876789word February 9, 2010

Cappuccino

Thrusting ones knee into the coccyx of the child whilst holding their shoulders from behind and yelling out "CAPPUCCINO!"
Bob: "That bitch stole my pencil so I gave her a cappuccino"

cappuccinolingus 

Licking your cappuccino cup to get the tasty chocolate bits, thrusting your tongue deep into the cup in such a way that it gets the attention of the whole coffee shop and causes your wife to blush
As he gave his coffee cup cappuccinolingus to get the dry brown bits from the side he looked at his wife, a small bit of brown on the end of his nose where he had brushed the edge of the brown and his wife was blushing as the whole of coffee shop stared at him.

Cappuccino

An expresso drink that, when properly done, is very light and foamy. In some cases people may want wet cappuccino to where the barista gets horny over and may be confused. Better to say foamy latte!

Iced cappuccinos exist. Ask for iced latte with foam on top.
Customer: I would like the vanilla cappuccino please
Cashier: ok MINEY please
*gives it to them*
Customer: this is just fOAmmmmMmM!!!
Cappuccino by AfterANapTakeAShower December 8, 2019

cappuccino

oooo that cappuccino has fineeeee written all in that foam
cappuccino by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020