crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

Crapple

A combination of the words, "Crap," and, "Careful."
Pronounced, "Crap-ul."

When the boy almost ran into her, she said, "Crapple!"

by That Girl Who likes Dinosaurs January 23, 2010

Crapples

Apples full of crap.

"Aw crapples, you mothertrucker!

by RussianHat February 6, 2019

Bobbing for crapples

When you are sent to scoop chunks out of a porta potty

My boss is such an asshole he had me bobbing for crapples again today

by Seanito69 July 24, 2018

Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.

by Stoney69 June 19, 2019

CRIPPLETARD

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID THEY ARE CRIPPLING RETARDED OR SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY DRUNK

SNOOKIE IS SUCH A CRIPPLETARD SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT AND PUT OUT HER MISERY!

OR

MAN..I GOT SO CRIPPLETARDED ATT HE CLUB LAST NIGHT I CRAWLED UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!

by KING VIRGIL August 12, 2010

Crapplecakes

A better way of saying, "crap." It also reminds one of apple cobbler instead of the impolite term.

Holy crapplecakes, I just won the lottery!

by CheeriosRGood February 18, 2011