A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.
That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....
by Spleeg August 6, 2012
Get the Gentlemans Cape mug.A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).
Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
by Belly22 January 5, 2013
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A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.
Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."
by AlCrispyCaponeCabron October 15, 2023
Get the Sprang-Capelle mug.The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.
by magicmike11 February 25, 2014
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(n) a feeling exuding from someone that gives you the impression that he/she hates your guts: Also a death stare
Nick: Hey man, that chick totally gives off a carpenter vibe when we're around her.
Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.
Nick: Let's get out of here.
Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.
Nick: Let's get out of here.
by Wolverine/Lionfish, GS June 24, 2009
Get the carpenter vibe mug.A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
by bubba May 5, 2004
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