Craig

Worthless loser that will forever be alone and no one cares about.

He is a Craig don't even look at him.

by Jedibounty December 19, 2016

craiging

So called straight guys, (MSN) men who have sex with men; on the prowl looking for male to male action on the downlow.

I was at the ballpark taking a leak and that dude started craiging me.

by lightrider September 18, 2007

craiging

the act of perusing Craigslist with or without purpose

I was craiging last night and this guy was trying to sell, not give away, but actually sell his used underwear and socks.

by bambugg10 July 24, 2009

Craig

A person that annoys many. This man is one full of emotion and is not afraid to show it!

OH MY!!! Craig was being so annoying he always gets butt hurt about everything! :/

by Scruff Dog January 14, 2016

Craig

(verb) To masturbate under a desk or table during class.

Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.

Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.

"Hey, did you hear about that kid in Mr. Witt's class?"
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"

"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."

by Celph Titled March 16, 2012

Craig

A creepy fisherman

Example: “Who’s he?”
“That’s Craig the creepy Fisherman”

by Ayyy girl 2003 January 26, 2020

Craig

The penultimate TWAT... who probably eats kids

You’re such a Craig

by Goonicus the unwavering October 7, 2019