Conspiracy Theorist

Pseudo intellectuals who say what the minority of people say to appear as smart.

Conspiracy theorist: The earth is flat! NASA's a lie. Covid is a plandemic, science is a hoax! Wake up sheeple!

by Jeffy Jeffy who lives on Jeffy May 25, 2021

Spork Conspiracy

The ever-powerful consipracy led by none other than Cami, the prestigious zombie ninja-fairy.
This Conspiracy lasted for a total of 3 years, containing 8 members total, they had about 20 departments in their army, with about 100 sub-ordinates in each. (Each department was a different species. Some of the departments were even make up of inanimate objects.)
Yes, they could have taken over the universe. Alas, the evil foot gnomes stopped them, with their evil foot gnome ways.
The Spork Conspiracy, with their universe-conquering dream destroyed, broke up and began their own individual plotting against the foot-gnomes.

If the foot gnomes weren't such assholes, The Spork Conspiracy would've been ruling the universe by now!

by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007

conspiracy on the big gay

What if we're all born with the Big Gay and some people just get over it eventually.

Person 1 : Have you read my conspiracy on the big gay, its marvelous
Person 2 : Heck yeah! You're so right, and to be honest i can feel the Big Gay inside me right now ;)
Person1 : well thats a big yikes from me DAWG!
Person2: Well no offence but islam is a religion of peace.
Person1: Understandable, have a wonderful day
Person2: Too late now, My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

by Thot express September 18, 2018

conspiracy to commit a crime

Conspiracy to commit a crime is when you are planning to do an unlawful crime.

2: I will kidnap you
1: wtf
1: thats conspiracy to commit a crime

by Duck0321 June 14, 2019

Conspiracy parrot

The term used to describe a conspiracy theorist who overuses unoriginal and uninspiring terms such as "sheep" in a pointless effort to further their own view

Person: you're wearing a mask? You're such a sheep
Person 2: ugh not another conspiracy parrot repeating the whole sheep thing

by TatertotTheScot December 16, 2020

Conspiracytard

A dumbass who does “research” on sites which is less credible then Fox News,says that covid is a hoax, complains about wearing masks, thinks the New world order is happening, and very stupid

Conspiracytards: the NWO is happening. Bill gates is trying to track everyone.
Me: Shut up conspiracytard

by 3602021 January 1, 2021

Conspiracy Colin

Someone who lives in a cheap caravan and spends his day doing giant shits whilst on Facebook looking at conspiracy theories. Also likes arguing with every fucker on the internet about COVID-19. Also similar in meaning to 'conspiratard'.

Have you heard the latest bullshit being pedaled by Conspiracy Colin? What an absolute witless pissflap!

by Escape The Knagging September 7, 2021