that hamster is sooooooo coot
by TheWordMan . _ . April 30, 2022
Get the cootmug. Rufus: “When is the coot getting here?”
Remus: “Chicks here in ten.””
Lazar: “Did you eat her coot?”
Cootius Jones: “Obviously.”
Remus: “Chicks here in ten.””
Lazar: “Did you eat her coot?”
Cootius Jones: “Obviously.”
by Coot Chaser February 5, 2022
Get the cootmug. Used as sound of action in cutting someone down; derogitory gesture to poke jabs ; sarcastic boast of a winning or one being right and proving it .
"I guess you heard that didn't ya , coot coot coot "often said along with body language of taking one or two fingers making a short fast rake or brushing off motion of their cheek or lower jaw bone
by Doní December 17, 2018
Get the Coot coot cootmug. Coots is when a larger size person's calf connects to there foot bypassing any defiance of an ankle. The ankle is basically non existent. Mostly larger size people suffer from this condition and various types of human bodies as well. Coots are also mistaken with the word "cankles". Coots seems more appropriate.
by Bennie and the Pearls April 3, 2016
Get the Cootsmug. A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.
At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.
by LazySGT May 14, 2025
Get the Coot Flutemug. 
1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.
2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
Get the coot slapmug.