Coote

Fucking retard

Look at this clown, must be a Coote.

by Cunt buddy November 22, 2019

Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018

coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008

Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 11, 2018

coot smoot

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.

Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 11, 2018

jackson henry coote

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by hellohowareyouiambored June 20, 2022

Angus and Coote

Australian rhyming slang for root.

Often shortened to Angus.

“Old baz was on the piss last night and ending up getting an Angus and coote.”

“I’m headed out on the town, see if I can’t pull an Angus.”

by Tiwimose January 13, 2023