A fixed value. In Algebra, a constant is a number on its own, or sometimes a letter such as a, b or c to stand for a fixed number. Example: in "x + 5 = 9", 5 and 9 are constants. If it is not a constant it is called a variable.
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Hopeful college grad: What are some key qualities I need to have be a management consultant?
Experienced management consultant: Be able to handle long fuckings and be okay with a shortened lifespan
A: You're a management consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to and the coolest resorts you've stayed at for work?
B: I once stayed at a Best Western to get fucked by my client in bumblefuck Western Virginia everyday for a year.
Experienced management consultant: Be able to handle long fuckings and be okay with a shortened lifespan
A: You're a management consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to and the coolest resorts you've stayed at for work?
B: I once stayed at a Best Western to get fucked by my client in bumblefuck Western Virginia everyday for a year.
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Chas: Who the fuck is that grandiose tosser at the front of the room who keeps bullshitting?
Nick: He's what's called an Academic Consultant. Tosser.
Nick: He's what's called an Academic Consultant. Tosser.
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"I know Pamela said that she took 550 shots of tequila last night, but when you divide by the Pamela constant she really only had 2."
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