Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

by okaythen873 July 31, 2009

constipacramp

a type of fecal matter that causes the rectal sphincter expand more than the desired amout causing pain and in some cases rectal bleeding

"guys i have just had an really bad constipacramp"

"that constipacramp almost killed me"

by TheGuyWhoLikesPurple October 19, 2012

constipregnant

When a woman is both constipated and pregnant at the same time

Man your wife is constipregnant

by thescarletspider1001001 December 1, 2017

constipator

A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements.

Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.

by but for February 9, 2018

constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021

Constipation Stroke

When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.

I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.

Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.

by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022

Constipainium

A hypothetical element that has the atomic number as 169. Meaning that it has 169 Protons and Electrons. But it has 420 Neutrons. This element can be found in constipation or any other constipated problems

I found Constipainium in my butt after pooping.

by Clashroyalelarry April 10, 2022