Consolation fries

French fries purchased to cheer someone up following a loss.

After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.

by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Intravenous Cannulation

The process of which paramedics insert medicines though IV such as adrenaline 1:10,000 e.g.

Cardiac Arrest patient needs an intravenous cannulation in order for me to administer adrenaline

by AMDPotato July 26, 2016

Spontaneous consultation

An explosion of ideas and collaborative exchange of information with colleagues, office mates, clinical supervisors or spouses, caused by a localized anxiety-increasing reaction for the clinician needing ideas and/or inspiration for client care and may or may not involve the addition of an alcoholic beverage.

Often characterized by a sudden bursting into an anxiety-fueled monologue with, hopefully, another professional, regarding a complicated case that has one perplexed, feeling inadequate, hopeless, or in amazement about.

As soon as I got home from work I had a spontaneous consultation with my wife about an issue at work.

by Papa on Whidbey March 24, 2022

Subtle conflation

Subtle conflation between sucess and intelligence or education and intelligence.

Hym "The only real measure of intelligence is verbal intelligence. The ability to convert abstraction into articulated thought and then speech. And is largely learned. As opposed to mathematical aptitude which is largely inate or inherent. Nice subtle conflation though. Just admit that you want everyone to be nice to retards. That's all this framing of intelligence really is. Nice to retard mean to 'bigots". That's you're conceptualization of intelligence."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2023

Hollow Consolation

Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?

Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023