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Concrastinate

Concur\Procrastinate

To prolong agreeing with something.
Jack: Dude,Ithink the bills are gonna win next week!
Billy: I concrastinate buddy, I guess we will see next week.
by Fo'lisha June 3, 2007
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Comcastic

An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )
"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"

"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"
by MCH_AZ February 7, 2009
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concastic

To deliberately respond to a statement that is made figuratively as though it were meant litterally, for humorous effect.
When Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "I don't think baked goods were ever involved", I was being concastic.
by galactickiss December 8, 2021
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concastone

Look at concastone! It's so big.
by Trangdu April 23, 2022
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contaste

like (contest) When two guys make a bet of who has the best tasting filling when it comes to receiving oral pleasure from a girl, and they make a wager to find out what the girl thinks.
"Dude, she would give me oral pleasure way before she would give it to you. Let's have a contaste"
by Berrdawg January 15, 2008
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Concantenate

Forgetting to obey the simply rule of compiling heaps of links into one email... Instead of filling someones email up with heaps of single link emails.
Whoops, concantenate for shit.....
by Bobthebastard3 January 8, 2010
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comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
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