contaste

like (contest) When two guys make a bet of who has the best tasting filling when it comes to receiving oral pleasure from a girl, and they make a wager to find out what the girl thinks.

"Dude, she would give me oral pleasure way before she would give it to you. Let's have a contaste"

by Berrdawg January 15, 2008

Contarted

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

conjaster

To put together or build quickly, shabbily

The night before the report was due, John conjastered a 1 page essay

by mongofa July 20, 2010

conaster

conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

There were several conasters in my life that I cannot recall without thanking God for his undeserved mercy.

You were born under a lucky star. This conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.

by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

contested expression

A struggle or dispute over the right of individuals, within public spaces, to express their ideas through various forms of communication, such as graffiti, performance art, music, skateboarding, etc. Artists feel their works are appropriate expressions of creation, beauty and art that express anger, frustration, oppression, exclusion and inform others about their subculture. Property owners, police and some others see these forms of expression as being criminal and destructive - or “vandalism.”

After showing the film "Style Wars," Cheryl sent her students out onto campus to find examples of contested expression in the dorms.

by csk greener April 2, 2006

contarted

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008

Contacter

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.

Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.

by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009