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Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.
I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.
by Stuff24 February 7, 2019
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COMMERCAL "Kom-Mer-Kal"

Said by members on local dance music forums, such as AdelaideClubber.

1. To delivery a substandard quality of product. An experiance that by most would be considered relatively ordinary, or extremely average.

2. A style or mood that is not enjoyable to anyone else. A poor swagga, see 'Swagga'.
COMMERCAL "Kom-Mer-Kal"

1. "I know ‘cause I have a younger sister and what they listen to is what’s in clubs, they are the ones ruining the scene with their lack of rave knowledge and shitty drugs that effect their minds and tell them that commercal dance and electro and shitty commercal house is the best.

"I had a KFC Krusher today that was so commercal it made me sick."

2. "Man, that guy's swagga is so commercal it's making me feel commercal, what is with that? Someone should rampage him." See 'Rampage'.
by DACENSTOMP December 21, 2009
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compershall

jacob-your tv is not faster than mine
amber-yes it is!
jacob-cant be?
amber-it is a swear!
jacob-prove it!
amber-compershall

jacob-..what
amber-i was trying to say commercial...
jacob-oh maybe yours is faster
by mrmoose333 June 1, 2011
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commercial dumb

Commercial dumb is the idiocy the people in TV commercials tend to show. They say and do things that no one in the right mind would ever do in reality. And the others in the ad are so dumb that they don't even find that behavior bizare.
Typical commercial: Retard #1 Duhhhhhh!!! This cell phone from Verizan Wireless can makes me cool!!! I'm gonna pull down my pants!
Retard #2 Wow what a great phone!! Now we can text each other! (Not noticing that retard #1's pants are down.
A real example would be an AT&T commercial in which someone looking out the window thought he was watching HDTV.
TV viewer: Those guys are so commercial dumb.
by I hate commercials August 25, 2008
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Commercial Music

A typically indie or alternative-rock song that has a good beat and/or catchy lyrics, making it likely to be used in a television commercial.
Person A: Listen to this new Phoenix song!
Person B: It's good... but it sounds familiar. I think I've heard it before.
Person A: Yeah, it's commercial music
by AdmitIthipsters May 28, 2010
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commercials

The reason why nobody watches TV anymore
Commercials ruined television
by Dubiks December 28, 2018
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DIAMOND COMMERCIAL

When a man does something stupid a/o embarrasing a/o frivolous
for the "LOVE" of a woman.
OIL TRADER:..."So we're walking through the park...and we drop a blanket on the grass at the amphitheater...and as I
poured wine for us,I had JEFFREY OSBOURNE come out on stage and sing LOVE BALLAD...at which point I presented her with a 4ct. rock.-and a proposal.Cool,yeah?"

ARMS DEALER:"That is so fucking DIAMOND COMMERCIAL.Don't repeat it to anyone else.Congratulations."
by L.MARTIN December 5, 2005
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