lie of omission

Something your girlfriend makes up to make you feel bad about doing something she doesn't know about.

IT's NOT A LIE if they don't ask about it

"If you dont tell me after you cheat on your a liar. its a lie of omission."

by lizban al la franchisekma April 7, 2007

compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.

Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005

commission

1. One person gettin beat by a whole group.

2. A cool group of kids from Dunkirk, NY.

1. Muffuggas bout to get commission.

2. Ill get commission on yo ass.

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

cokission

Similar to commission. The reward for a job well done, from a love rather than an employer. Incentives for the conferral of a large cokission are complicated by the fact that such compensation is equally advantageous to beneficiary and benefactor.

After selling 25 meal deals in one day, Julie was in for a massive cokission on Saturday!

by sivart June 8, 2005

The Charbonneau Commission

(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`

by Sexydimma August 19, 2014

comfusion

lack of understanding; uncertainty caused by electronic means of communication: such as instant messaging, email, broken or delayed VOIP calls etc

"agghhh IM threads with more than three people always end in total comfusion"

by MemeDeveloper October 18, 2014

heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.

1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."

by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009