collateral damage

The act of passing on an std twice in one night

i caused some serious collateral damage at the bar last night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

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collate

an option during printing multiple copies of multipage documents (like pdfs) where it prints out all pages from one copy before printing the second copy.

I didn't choose the collate option when printing notes for my friends and it ended up as a cluster fuck

by zily September 16, 2009

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collateral

a bullshit project they make you do at townsend harris high school that kills all your time and is absolutely useless.

Mr. Babstock gave us the stupid collateral to do, its due tomorrow and i haven't started.

by Lizbitch October 19, 2011

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Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

by Robdar102 January 1, 2008

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friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

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