cockfreak

Someone who keeps talking about his penis because he has a slightly bigger one.

Jim: Hey man lets hit the bars tonight, I need to treat a girl with a real thing you know...
Mike: Jesus Jim stop being a cockfreak!! You are only 7 inches long!!

by jimissobored August 25, 2014

Cockflopper

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}

The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality

by Fat Vicar May 28, 2015

Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.

"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."

by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017

cockfeeder

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.

Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.

by Stoole July 29, 2017

cockfur

A Christian Polish specimen child boy with gordon ramsays forehead.

omg ur such a cockfur

omg that stupid bitch ass cockfur

by jojosiwareceed August 27, 2018

Chinese CockFire

When you give someone a Chinese burn on their dick so hard their foreskin burns off.

I would love to give him a Chinese CockFire

by TheLegend27SucksDeezNutz/Gotem January 15, 2017

cockfident

cocky plus confident equals COCKFIDENT

i'm not just confident or cocky, i'm both. i'm COCKFIDENT.

by GeoBar September 17, 2010