clydey

Big man that gets all da bitches. (Gets women). Clydey can also reference a person with a large dong.

P1:Hey man I'm talking to this chick
P2: oh yeah bro thats great
P1: but shes also talking to this guy named clydey...
P2: damn bro u got no chance

by Big russian man May 31, 2021

bonnie and clyde

When a girl and a guy clasp hands and jerk the guy's penis off.

Babe, you are really struggling with this hand job but i love you; let's bonnie and clyde this one.

by theragecage April 27, 2017

Clyde

Total Dumb Ass. Has to think about it to breathe on his own.

That guy is a Clyde ! How does he breathe on his own?

by #herohutch#CFD#1 May 2, 2018

Clydesdale

(literally- a show horse) A vagina or anyother type of fish-smelling hole on the woman species; Ditty; clit; rooster.
The meaning originated when a young girl tried to steal a heavy clydesdale keychain from bush gardens and put it down her pants. Gravity did it's thing and it wound up in her vagina.

Wow look at the lips on that clydesdale

by Lussypicker May 4, 2004

Bonnie and Clyde

Better than your fatass momma

Bonnie and Clyde were kickin’ ass!

by Spatro February 26, 2021

Clyde

A bad golfer who is also very thick in the buttocks.

You see Clyde over there, I sucked his dick.
Damn.

by bigdaddydoubled March 24, 2017

Wide as the Clyde

The Clyde is a massive river in Glasgow. The insult is a response to someone who done something cruel, wrong, cheeky, or cheeky. The insult is often made in response to a wise cracker or a joke merchant who done or made fun of someone's expense. It's banter to say this to your friend as a joke when they piss you off or when they make a joke that's sick or funny at your expense. Also when some one doesn't give you what you want you could say this.

You're as wide as the Clyde. He's/she's wide as the Clyde.

by Ker Ber March 15, 2018