curb lurching

The act of hanging around licenced establishments at closing time hoping to pick up lonely individuals.

"Look at that curb lurcher over there!" or "'com on lads... lets go curb lurching!"

by Welki April 22, 2016

Toe crunching

When you fist a girl but with foot, by crunching your toes like a fist.

"I love toe crunching girls, it's so easy"

by Kailebthecunt November 21, 2017

Cobra clutchin

When you come up big time in the big time clutch

Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit”
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”

by benvveiss March 15, 2019

Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008

crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

clucking

Clucking is ze combination of course of climbing and fucking but together they become something unique; they combine so perfectly that you move the experience to another level.

I want to go clucking with you.

by daman3498 November 14, 2007