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five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.
Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.
by ghost July 31, 2003
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Ace of Clubs

Slang term for Grey-romantic Asexual - a person whose romantic attraction is between romantic and aromantic but doesn't feel any sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have non-consensual sex to please their partner per se).

Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual, Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual or Ace of Diamonds (a Demiromantic Asexual).
Person 1: Woah, he's dating someone? He said he's an ace!
Person 2: Actually, he's an Ace of Clubs - a grey asexual.

Person 1: *confused face*
Person 2: It's rare for him to feel romantically attracted, but he can. But yeah, only on rare occasion.
by ONGN December 7, 2019
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fan clubs

A chat board on Neopets. Shortened to FC.
Go back to the FC, you m00fin loving pansy!
by Anonymous May 8, 2005
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Digging for clams

"Jeremy was out of town, so I went digging for clams."
by Abject Failure June 21, 2009
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clumbersome

clumbsy to the point of being cumbersome to others; extremely physically awkward
Bubba got to trashed last night he was clumbersome.
by Water of wonder November 2, 2004
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ClemsonTalk

An internet forum for the students of Clemson University, and those that have graduated, but still have no life. The membership is almost entirely comprised of lonely geeks that can't get a date, so instead spend their time attempting to pwn each other on the boards. All of the pwning is just an attempt to give some kind of meaning or hope to their meaningless existance.
Guy1: So, I was posting on ClemsonTalk today...
Guy2: HA! YOU LOSER!
by Phishy February 16, 2005
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crushing clams

Slamming clams (vaginas) so hard that you can't use your clam for a week or so. It hurts to wipe after a pee! Sissoring, bumping biscuits and cross crossing pussys.
Renee and Lisa'were crushing clams so hard she couldn't sit for a week!
by Glamma69 January 3, 2017
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