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crackhead

The lowest form of a drug-user.
Hey everyone, look... it's a crackhead.
by Ro0ke December 10, 2002
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clocked

To completly smash a video game. Meaning you get perfect scores and without losing a single life.
Holy shit Billy Mitchell clocked pac man.
by gamer_clocked June 23, 2009
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crackhead

One who abuses crack. The lost of family, friends, income and other items seem not to bother this person. This person has turn his/her back on the true meaning of life. The only thing left for a crackhead is the aweful smell of shit that follows them like a shadow on a hot sunny day. Soap and water has become his/her biggest enemy! They are on the hunt...damn everything else! If he/she had to choose between his/her mother or crack...the mother would be quickly rejected...and crack so passionately embraced!
Damn I can't believe my mom has not returned in 4 days
(the next day) Hi kids I am so...so...sorry...I did not mean to leave you here in this house for 5 days without food or water! It won't happen again.....
(child)yeah right! Mom we all know you are a crackhead! Please get help... you are destroying our family!
by Blackdiamond September 26, 2007
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cockheaded imbecile

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.
1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.
by abovetherain March 14, 2017
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Clownhead

1. A Clownhead, is a police car. "Clown", refers to the flashing lights and "head" refers to the top of the police car.

2. A snitch.
That Clownhead just pulled up behind me!

Look out, here comes a bunch of Clownheads!

That dude ratted out my boys, he's a straight Clownhead.
by djDoubloon June 28, 2009
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crackhead seatpost

A bicycle with a seatpost that is not the right length for the person riding it. Tall crackhead riding bike with short seatpost / short crackhead riding bike with long seatpost so that his/her toes barely touch the ground. A good indication that the bike has either been stolen or recovered from a dumpster. Some times the bike has no seat at all.
"Look at that skinny little dude with the sunken cheeks and a beard wearing a hoodie riding the bike with the long crackhead seatpost, he's barefoot, the bike must be stolen, stupid crackheads!"
by paul5150 December 23, 2009
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cockheaf

a cloth used to clean up after furious masturbation
where's my cockheaf, i just blew my load
by tom19670910 February 1, 2015
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