Personal House Cleaning

when a person wants to shrink their personal network; network of friends, acquaintances, collegues; ridding themselves of un-needed/un-wanted people.

I have way too many people in my life; need to do some personal house cleaning, so I can focus more on the people who mean more to me.

When de-friending facebook friends = personal house cleaning
unwantedun-neededpersonalnetworkfriends

by winnipegdude February 16, 2012

cleaviology

the study of cleavage

I have my doctorite in cleaviology!
They call me Dr. Cleave

by Ralph Chunder November 6, 2007

pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".

1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!

by pipecleaner January 11, 2009

Cleaning The Windows

The act of a lonely male in his teen years using paper towels and lubricant to relieve his horniness for a little while longer. AKA Jackin' off

Andrew was cleaning the windows.

by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012

Cleaning The Fish

Cleaning the fish is the act of using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals, usually to bring to orgasm or as foreplay.

Jeff went over to Angela's place to clean the fish. Cleaning the fish is best when the vagina is shaved.

by HugeBonerInMyPants April 21, 2008

teeth cleaning

The act of having your teeth deeply cleansed by the scrubbing bubble action of millions of tiny sperm.

syn: blow job, sucking off, eating tube steak

Mrs. Wagner's teeth look nasty, even after the teeth cleaning Ralph gave her in 10th grade.

by zeewoof June 29, 2006

cleaning your book

to go through your facebook page a delete all the "friends" you haven't contacted since they added you as a friend

Your're cleaning your book today? Your friends list will be cut in half.

by DaMaxEPad January 17, 2011