Clarted

This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).

Clart - To put too much on something

she clarted her face with makeup

by HudAtMin June 21, 2008

Clarry

A massive nerd, who likes to piss around with girls. He is retarded and is just a massive fuckboy basically.

Fuck it’s Clarry

by Mee33ee May 8, 2019

Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 12, 2006

Clarity Cooling

When a man is experiencing post nut clarity and turns on a fan in the direction of his penis.

(Meant for pleasure after the deed is done and the clarity MAY be amplified)

"Dude, have you tried clarity cooling it feels soo good."

by IcedCooler July 27, 2019

clarting stick

a stick with mad power enough to end a gay guy called fadnams.

ow u cunt u hit me with the clarting stick m8

by fadnams November 21, 2019

Clartage

When you smash someone or something in a game or a sporting event.

Hello mate, did you see the Watford game the other day
Yes mate, absolute clartage

by 11 degrees doing bits May 26, 2020

Clart

To have sex

She's on clartting

by T1SPLASHY June 19, 2021