claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 29, 2006
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Island Woman Claiming

When a woman goes away to an island, and a person goes to said island away from said persons' home, to claim a woman as her own. Pioneered by Csaba Winter. TM. Copyrighted.
by Aspiring reverse tornado June 25, 2024
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Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.
by JayRock69 June 03, 2023
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illegaly claiming

i think this word can best be discribed with a little story

a man i sitting at a bar, drinking beers. when suddenly two men start fighting. the man had no intention of interfering whatsover. he just didnt have the (balls) energy today. he soon realise that he is out of cash, which means that he can no longer buy the beers to drink. but then right at the corner of his eye he spots a wallet laying there, on the bar. it was owned by one of the two men fighting. the man would never steal, he knew that. so the man gets up and leaves. but as he is leaving he spots a drunk at the parking lot, uncontius. next to his truck. "i couldnt" he thought to himself and went home, but at his way home he gets into heated arguement with a stranger, claming that he was a twat. so what did the man do? he fucked his wife and illegaly claimed his mothers ashes. the end
im illegaly claiming your wallet and car
by penis townsman September 02, 2022
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Opp claiming Toff

A private schoolboy who claims he has opps
Alfred: Mans runnin down opps ya dun know

Msg Trappy: what opps pussyclart?

Alfred: the opps in Bradford ya dun know

Msg Trappy: you go to Eton you Opp claiming Toff!
by Spuddy Bruv December 21, 2023
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claim

Yo man, I’m gonna claim Sarah later tonight.”
Gross, dude.”
by bflamey January 11, 2019
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Claim

If someone makes a boast which is doubted, they can be asked to "claim": to prove that boast is in fact true.

Failure to prove that boast as true requires the boaster to shave off one of their eyebrows.
Person A: I've got an 8-inch cock
Person B: Claim.
Person A: F*ck.
by Judge_DH July 01, 2022
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