churning shit

When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself

I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home

by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022

Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

The Churn

The changes that come with life. Usually creating major life change.

My girlfriend left me. Into the churn.

by MythicMilk January 22, 2021

Tax churn

Tax churn is when one governmental entity taxes another governmental entity and then redistributes that revenue back to the originating entity. There is parasitic loss in the administrative process of collecting and redistributing the tax revenue which is government inefficiency.

All local 254 Texas counties pay the .20 cent per gallon Texas Motor Fuels tax for county vehicles. The State of Texas provides state funding to certain functions of County Government essentially returning those same tax dollars. This tax churn wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars annually.

by PolicyWonk December 18, 2023

Churning Butter

Describes the act of sliding the shaft of the penis between titties that are being pressed together. Motion is similar to how one would churn butter.

Person 1: I wanna fuck your boobs right now!
Person 2: I hate the harsh terminology, I'd prefer if you called it churning butter

by mommy milky moomoo October 17, 2021

Churning butter

Cumming into her pussy several hours after you’ve already cum into her pussy

Oooh you’re extra creamy. Yes you already came in me last night , your just in there churning butter at this point

by anonymous March 16, 2021

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023