Girls who eat carrots

Multiple women who like to eat a certain orange vegetable (carrots)

"I'm a girl who eats carrots"
"Yea, but I hired you to kill him, not to talk about your Veggie Addiction, Janice"

"Girls who eat carrots are vegans"
"That's not how it works dude"

by u made brO? February 2, 2021

Carrollton

Suburb of Dallas, TX. Recently ranked #15 in Money Magazine's annual 100 best places to live, and for good reason. Carrollton has some of the best pot in Texas, a state that has some of the best pot in the world. For this one reason only, is it such a good place to live. Carrollton is home to the nefarious Dr. Greenthumb, a pot and cocaine dealer famous for hooking it up fat, and even giving away free dank ass weed to his best customers!

Want dank ass weed? I'll drive you to Doc G's for the sticky ickiest Carrollton has to offer!

by king_bloint_420 September 30, 2008

carrot frigging

Frigging one self or being frigged by another with a carrot in the vagina or anus

Steve finished too soon so sally treated herself to some carrot frigging for another ten minutes

by Thomas Francis April 24, 2007

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

Carrot in the peach

When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)

"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"

by saydalaide October 7, 2011

carroll'd

When you make a important decision, just like Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll had to make at the 1 yard line in Super Bowl XLIX (49), and your decision yields the worst possible outcome, just like Carroll's decision which lost them the game (interception on a pass, when they should have ran).

Dude, you totally carroll'd when you tried to ask out Sydney! She thew water in your face and told everyone you were gay!

by hoffmandoe February 5, 2015

Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015